Friday, January 25, 2013

Saturday Night Fever-hlášky

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

You want a dream girl? Well, then go to sleep and have a nightmare.

"Kiss me". 
[kiss] 
"I just kissed Al Pacino!!" 


Listen, Frank. I have a girlfriend.
Her name is Pauline, and I...
- What? Did you get her pregnant?
- Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
She loves Communion wafers. (*hostie používaný při mši)
I have ideas swimming around in my
head. l`ve been reading a lot of stuff.
- I heard the Pope can give a special...
- ...dispensation. (dispens-"uvolnění z účinků ryze církevního zákona pro jednotlivý případ")
Do you think the Pope
could give Pauline an abortion?


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